All I want for Solstice Is My Sanity Lyrics

(based on "All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth", written in 1946 by Don Gardner)

Nurses always stop to check on me,
Locked away for my security.

Oh these voices are to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Solstice Eve is plain as it can be!

All I want for Solstice is my sanity,

My sanity, whee, my sanity!
Gee, if I could only have my sanity,

Then I could have a happy Solstice!

Imaginary voices make me want to say

Phnglui w'gah nagl oh fhtagn.

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'll be
When that's out of my noggin.

All I want for Solstice is my sanity,

My sanity, whee, my sanity!

Gee, if I could only have my sanity,

Then I could wish you happy Solstice!