Where is Zog? x9
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Tought me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?
Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
On the world Scumdogia I first met General Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty!
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the venacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!
Where is Zog? x8
I mounted the great p****-cow
And became a Scumdog!
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captains log!
Finally brought before Zog,
He slathered me with p***,
Draining his bladder took several years,
And not did one drop miss!
And then his eyes fell upon mine--
There came a hellish glow...
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was...
Well, I don't know...
It was hard to wind his praise, despite each b***** victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a d*** to me
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so i got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!
His war-skill was notorious, we always took direction...
Where is Zog?
Zog we searched the stars for you,
Your council we do crave
We must crush the one called syn
And make his serfs our slaves
We've crossed the very universe,
Traversed the great star-field..
To find the one that we call Zog
Is cleaning our windshield....
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Tought me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?
Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
On the world Scumdogia I first met General Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty!
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the venacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!
Where is Zog? x8
I mounted the great p****-cow
And became a Scumdog!
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captains log!
Finally brought before Zog,
He slathered me with p***,
Draining his bladder took several years,
And not did one drop miss!
And then his eyes fell upon mine--
There came a hellish glow...
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was...
Well, I don't know...
It was hard to wind his praise, despite each b***** victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a d*** to me
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so i got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!
His war-skill was notorious, we always took direction...
Where is Zog?
Zog we searched the stars for you,
Your council we do crave
We must crush the one called syn
And make his serfs our slaves
We've crossed the very universe,
Traversed the great star-field..
To find the one that we call Zog
Is cleaning our windshield....