Back in El Sobrante where the sun don't shine.
Near the Iron River past the old church line
Lives a hot gal, smells of stale wine
We call her greasy granny
She's a hopped up, bopped up, nor-cal witch
She's a slap down, cranked up two ball b****
She's stone wash denim if she's wearing a stitch
We love our greasy granny
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind
Granny's house is hotter than an old Moose Club
She's cooking up the gravy in a claw foot tub
Waiting in the kitchen you can get a back rub from old greasy granny
Greasy granny's gravy, it'll make you sing
It'll shrivel up your p*****, make your nostrils sting
Rot out your teeth and make your left ear ring
We love our greasy granny
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind
Near the Iron River past the old church line
Lives a hot gal, smells of stale wine
We call her greasy granny
She's a hopped up, bopped up, nor-cal witch
She's a slap down, cranked up two ball b****
She's stone wash denim if she's wearing a stitch
We love our greasy granny
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind
Granny's house is hotter than an old Moose Club
She's cooking up the gravy in a claw foot tub
Waiting in the kitchen you can get a back rub from old greasy granny
Greasy granny's gravy, it'll make you sing
It'll shrivel up your p*****, make your nostrils sting
Rot out your teeth and make your left ear ring
We love our greasy granny
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind
Get your gopher gravy from greasy granny
Separate your body from your mind