Don't Beat My a** (With a Baseball Bat) Lyrics

Things don't look too good to me.
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid f***.
This wacko came from Alabama and
That's not where it's at.
And now you're jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat.
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no.
Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat no
hen I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your a** (I'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** (I'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** with a baseball bat b****