Dead Man's Boots Lyrics

Attention!
Now hear this!
This party will now come to order!
This is a reading of the rules...
Rule number one,
Everybody drop your gun.
It can never be a funeral when you're in your birthday suit,
Rule number two,
Everybody got the news
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's... boots.
Rule number three,
This is a meeting of the orange party
Yeah we're suckin' the forbidden, suckin' the forbidden fruit
Rule number four,
Gotta get up off the floor
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's... boots.
Rule number five,
Nobody gets out alive
But everybody here gonna live it up until we die
Rule number six,
Everybody needs some kicks
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's... boots.