Cone of Shame Lyrics

I'd like to pull the head of his summer fling

What love can do when love's lost?
Grow overweight
And smile as if there's nothing left to say
Wear the cone of shame
Town is quiet now
Like it's holding its breath
Stone marks the spot
You know who you are
They outlined it in chalk
Word to the wise
And the barman calls ???

Oh! I'd like to peel your skin off
So I can see what you really think!
Or if there is anything
Under that cone of shame, ah!
Oh! I'd like to strip the bone off
So I can see how you're really made
And see how you really take
Your special pleasure!
No! I'd like to pull your wings off!
Read your lines like a gypsy!
Just as lonely as anything
So infinite!!!!

Oh!

Cone of shame covering all!
You're only happy when you're p****** me off!!
Cone of shame covering all!
(Cone of shame! Cone of shame!)
I'm only happy when I'm p****** you off!