Fixing Machines Lyrics

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
You got a lot of guitars but you don't play guitar,
You got your love shack laying in the boudoir,
You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver,
And you're rocking out to Holy Diver,

If our machine is broken,
Then we got to replace it,
If love is a token,
Maybe we should erase it,

And all this time you were fixing machines,
and you should have been fixing you,
But I'm so happy there's only one thing you want to do,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Now listen, did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling,
I know this guy who deals in the action,
He lives his life looking for a reaction,

He's got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus,
And he drives, and he drives in his '94 Taurus,
He left his wife for a f****** machine,
Because he never had a f****** clue,
And I know it's neither here or there with you,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

You got a lot of guitars but you don't play guitar.