[Eminem - Intro]
A lot of people ask me
Where the f*** I've been at the last few years
s*** I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty s**** all of 'em dying from asphyxia
After they sip p*** through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a f****** ox to rehab
wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did f***** now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him s**** about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a f****** l****** in wet cement
So f*****y f*****y f*****y raggedy Ann and Andy
NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the f****** anti christ is back Danny
its Satan in black satin panties
this is Amityville calamity got d***it insanity pills
f**** pack filled with xanax
through every nook and cranny
lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk negligent looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
cases of maybelline make up lay on the table of weed
slim shady s*** sounds like a fable to me
until he jumps out the f****** toilet when you're taking a pee
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six s**** samples, Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
f****** doctor I didn't understand a d*** word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b****
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a f****** Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a f****** sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, f*** Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of s*** I think of regularly
f****** l******s shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a f** with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a c**t with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick or Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a forty
Stuck a suppository up his a**
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a f****** nectarine
And sat him in the f****** fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a f****** whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch eww
Looking like I got into a f****** pillow fight with a triple fat goose
Insanity can it be vanity? Where's the humanity?
In havin' a twist of fantasy with an arm, a leg amputee
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
cut ya f***** head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medic this headaches awful, this anaesthetic's pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushin my hard taco
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
When you walked through the door, you were queer to me
So come here baby boy just come here to me
You`re a c*** boy, everybody wants you
You`re gayer, then you would ever claim to.
I wont have to rape you, so homie, lay down down down, lay down...
ohhh Where`s everybody going ?
Okay, wait! I`ve got another one!
I just love condoms and lots of c**.
No?
Oh, s***.
A lot of people ask me
Where the f*** I've been at the last few years
s*** I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty s**** all of 'em dying from asphyxia
After they sip p*** through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a f****** ox to rehab
wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did f***** now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him s**** about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a f****** l****** in wet cement
So f*****y f*****y f*****y raggedy Ann and Andy
NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the f****** anti christ is back Danny
its Satan in black satin panties
this is Amityville calamity got d***it insanity pills
f**** pack filled with xanax
through every nook and cranny
lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk negligent looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
cases of maybelline make up lay on the table of weed
slim shady s*** sounds like a fable to me
until he jumps out the f****** toilet when you're taking a pee
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six s**** samples, Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
f****** doctor I didn't understand a d*** word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b****
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a f****** Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a f****** sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, f*** Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of s*** I think of regularly
f****** l******s shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a f** with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a c**t with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick or Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a forty
Stuck a suppository up his a**
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a f****** nectarine
And sat him in the f****** fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a f****** whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch eww
Looking like I got into a f****** pillow fight with a triple fat goose
Insanity can it be vanity? Where's the humanity?
In havin' a twist of fantasy with an arm, a leg amputee
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
cut ya f***** head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medic this headaches awful, this anaesthetic's pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushin my hard taco
[chorus 2x]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
When you walked through the door, you were queer to me
So come here baby boy just come here to me
You`re a c*** boy, everybody wants you
You`re gayer, then you would ever claim to.
I wont have to rape you, so homie, lay down down down, lay down...
ohhh Where`s everybody going ?
Okay, wait! I`ve got another one!
I just love condoms and lots of c**.
No?
Oh, s***.