[Old Time's Sake playing in the background, phone rings]
[Secretary:]
Mr. Berman?
[Steve Berman:]
What? !
[Secretary:]
We have Eminem here to see you
[Steve Berman (Eminem):]
About f*****' time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man)
Look who decided to show his face!
I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
(Look man, I apologise again for-)
For shooting me? ! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
(Again, it was a mistake,)
(a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
And then you go and you do what?
Hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the f*** down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f***** vacation?
(Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here?
(Come on man it's not like that yo-)
You know what? Just hand the f***** thing over
I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.
Big selfish superstar
(Steve, I had a drug problem)
Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
[c**** gun]
(Hey! hey!)
Just lay the s*** down on my desk and get the f*** out
(Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man!)
(Alright alright here, fine)
What's this s***? Two CD's?
(That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums)
Just get out! (Alright!)
Get the f*** out (Alright man, see you later)
[Secretary:]
Mr. Berman?
[Steve Berman:]
What? !
[Secretary:]
We have Eminem here to see you
[Steve Berman (Eminem):]
About f*****' time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man)
Look who decided to show his face!
I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
(Look man, I apologise again for-)
For shooting me? ! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
(Again, it was a mistake,)
(a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
And then you go and you do what?
Hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the f*** down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f***** vacation?
(Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here?
(Come on man it's not like that yo-)
You know what? Just hand the f***** thing over
I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.
Big selfish superstar
(Steve, I had a drug problem)
Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
[c**** gun]
(Hey! hey!)
Just lay the s*** down on my desk and get the f*** out
(Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man!)
(Alright alright here, fine)
What's this s***? Two CD's?
(That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums)
Just get out! (Alright!)
Get the f*** out (Alright man, see you later)