Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um, twelve
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed
In Curt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob
Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
s*** I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs until my show
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
I freestylin' ever verse that I spit
'Cause I don't even remember the words to my s***
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis
Put my LP on your Christmas wish list
You want to get high, here b**** just sniff this
c** on everybody, get down tonight [Repeat: x8]
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
'Cause I don't give a f***, like my middle finger was stuck
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck"
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now"
f*** rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry
I'm bored out of my gord
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford
I guess I'm just a sick, sick b******
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
And if you ever see a video for this s***
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
Got b****** on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think I'm a m***********' Beastie Boy
So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like, "Gee, I don't know he might be."
I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert
I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster, peace out
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out 'till I started bustin'
Freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect
I want to make songs all the fellas dog
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
c** on everybody get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
Testing one, two, um, twelve
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed
In Curt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob
Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
s*** I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs until my show
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
I freestylin' ever verse that I spit
'Cause I don't even remember the words to my s***
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis
Put my LP on your Christmas wish list
You want to get high, here b**** just sniff this
c** on everybody, get down tonight [Repeat: x8]
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
'Cause I don't give a f***, like my middle finger was stuck
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck"
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now"
f*** rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry
I'm bored out of my gord
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford
I guess I'm just a sick, sick b******
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
And if you ever see a video for this s***
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
Got b****** on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think I'm a m***********' Beastie Boy
So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like, "Gee, I don't know he might be."
I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert
I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster, peace out
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out 'till I started bustin'
Freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect
I want to make songs all the fellas dog
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
c** on everybody get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight
c** on everybody, get down tonight