"Hey! I'd like you all to do us a favor. We need you to sing a song for us, alright? Do you guys know the words to a song called 'Happy Birthday' ?... It's Jed's birthday today! Domo-ary-f******-gato!"
1..2..3
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jed-son
Happy Birthday to yooouuu
1..2..3
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jed-son
Happy Birthday to yooouuu