I get the call at 3am
Hey, Adam, we got some work to do, buddy
My camera, and go to the crime scene
Crime scene, crime scene
Transvestite pushed over in the closet
Both arms broken, two dents
Blow torch used to melt her shoes
Blood stains, the charred remains
Poor master who blew out his brains
Saying, ah, it's routine to me
Crime scene, yeah
You heard about the judge who was tragically murdered the other day
The papers failed to tell you he was tied up, dressed in women's lingerie
Blood stains, the charred remains
A poor master who blew out his brains
I see it everday, it's routine to me
God, crime scene
Yeah, crime scene
Ahh, crime scene
Ahh, take pictures, crime scene
An old lady was found the other day
Her left arm was crushed by 37 Liberace albums
The killer walked on 'em
You never hear it in the paper
For them, the crime scene
Crime scene
Crime scene
Crime scene
Wasn't me
Hey, Adam, we got some work to do, buddy
My camera, and go to the crime scene
Crime scene, crime scene
Transvestite pushed over in the closet
Both arms broken, two dents
Blow torch used to melt her shoes
Blood stains, the charred remains
Poor master who blew out his brains
Saying, ah, it's routine to me
Crime scene, yeah
You heard about the judge who was tragically murdered the other day
The papers failed to tell you he was tied up, dressed in women's lingerie
Blood stains, the charred remains
A poor master who blew out his brains
I see it everday, it's routine to me
God, crime scene
Yeah, crime scene
Ahh, crime scene
Ahh, take pictures, crime scene
An old lady was found the other day
Her left arm was crushed by 37 Liberace albums
The killer walked on 'em
You never hear it in the paper
For them, the crime scene
Crime scene
Crime scene
Crime scene
Wasn't me