Billy's Dead Lyrics

His hair is dry;
His skin is pale.
He wears shades,
And he smells kinda stale.
And don't laugh, thank you very much.
Don't you notice that he's cold to the touch?
Well man, I think your friend Billy might be dead.
Look, I'm telling you...
I think your friend Billy might be dead.
Chicks really dig him,
Hes got one on each side.
Don't you think its strange he's got a hearse for a ride?
I'm talking serious, Im not half crocked.
You know, its kinda wierd his fridge is padlocked.
Hey, I think your friend Billy, might be dead.
Yeah...I think your friend Billy...might be dead.
I follow him around...
He goes to the mortuary alot...
Buys heavy makeup...
I know I'm obsessed but...I must know the truth.
I think your friend Billy, he might be dead.
Look, lets talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead.
Pretty soon everyone thought I was going crazy.
They said "your just jealous of Billy, he's just kinda lazy"
So I did some research and found something scary.
Went to the library and found his obituary.
Look, heres his picture.
I'll tell you know, your friend Billy, is officially dead.
Your friend Billy, is dead.
Your friend Billy is dead.
El muerte.
No more.