What Would You Say (live) Lyrics

Up and down
The puppie's hair
Fleas and ticks jump
Everywhere
'Cause of original sin
Down the hill
Fell Jack and Jill
And you came
Tumbling after
'Cause of original sin

Rip away the tears
Drink a hope
For happy years
And you may find
A lifetime's passed you by

What would you say
If you a monkey
On a string
If you a doggie
On a chain
What would you say
I was there when the bear
Ate his head
Thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end

Knock knock on the door
Who's it for?
Nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

I don't understand at best
I cannot speak for all the rest
But you may find
A lifetime's passed you by
Every dog has its day
Every day has its way
Of being forgotten
"Mom it's my birthday"

What would you say
(Don't drop the big one)
If you a monkey
On a string
(Don't cut my life line)
If you a doggie
On a chain
(Don't b*** the mailman)
What would you say