I went to court today
They took my license away for operating "OUI"
I saw the magisrate,
He said, "Kid get it straight,
You just can't drink and drive."
I took my old Ford van
Full of empty beer cans
Drove up Route 106 (I don't know why)
I passed a police man,
He pulled me over
And then said,
"Recite your alphabet..." (He said your alphabet)
"A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-T" (Q-R-S-T)
And then I stopped at "U"
I didn't quite know what I'd do
I guess I failed the man's sobriety test
But I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
I had to wait in jail,
Till my mom could get me bail
I got a lawyer too, (a lawyer too)
He said I might be in luck
For 75 hundred bucks,
To see what he could do
But I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
But I'm not guilty
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
So please won't you give me my license back?
They took my license away for operating "OUI"
I saw the magisrate,
He said, "Kid get it straight,
You just can't drink and drive."
I took my old Ford van
Full of empty beer cans
Drove up Route 106 (I don't know why)
I passed a police man,
He pulled me over
And then said,
"Recite your alphabet..." (He said your alphabet)
"A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-T" (Q-R-S-T)
And then I stopped at "U"
I didn't quite know what I'd do
I guess I failed the man's sobriety test
But I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
I had to wait in jail,
Till my mom could get me bail
I got a lawyer too, (a lawyer too)
He said I might be in luck
For 75 hundred bucks,
To see what he could do
But I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
But I'm not guilty
Not guilty!
Well I'm not guilty-
Not guilty!
So please won't you give me my license back?