[Ramona:]
It was football season, and for some reason all the little jocks wanted me.
Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town,
So we joined forces and took them all down.
We brawled and scrapped, fought for hours.
Nothing could beat Matthew's mystical powers.
We only kissed once. After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.
[Scott:]
Hey wait, mystical powers?
[Matthew:]
You'll pay for this, Flowers!
If you want to fight me
You're not the brightest
You won't know what hit you
In the slightest
Me and my fireballs
My demon hipster chicks
(Tell 'em, Matty)
I'm talkin' the talk
'Cause I know I'm slick
(S-l-ick)
Fireball girls
Take this sucker down
(Down)
We'll show him
What we're all about
[Scott:]
That doesn't even rhyme!
[Matthew:]
This is impossible
How can this be?
[Scott:]
Open your eyes
Maybe you'll see
It was football season, and for some reason all the little jocks wanted me.
Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town,
So we joined forces and took them all down.
We brawled and scrapped, fought for hours.
Nothing could beat Matthew's mystical powers.
We only kissed once. After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.
[Scott:]
Hey wait, mystical powers?
[Matthew:]
You'll pay for this, Flowers!
If you want to fight me
You're not the brightest
You won't know what hit you
In the slightest
Me and my fireballs
My demon hipster chicks
(Tell 'em, Matty)
I'm talkin' the talk
'Cause I know I'm slick
(S-l-ick)
Fireball girls
Take this sucker down
(Down)
We'll show him
What we're all about
[Scott:]
That doesn't even rhyme!
[Matthew:]
This is impossible
How can this be?
[Scott:]
Open your eyes
Maybe you'll see