You won't catch him painting high-dollar highlights in his hair,
or knockin' down walls in a mall lookin' for a hip shirt to wear,
And he ain't in the market for a jet black-on-black look-at-that (back),
l***in' over some young brown-eyed bombshell brunette,
[Chorus]
Well every once in a while after four or five days, cuttin corn in a row,
He'll back the tractor and the barn shut 'er down and said time to sow some wild oats
He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out,
She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be,
Than right there beside her, in his mid-life chrysler.
He's got buddies of his age is a phase tryin' to turn back time,
They got lawyers and ladies lined up to take a chuck of their back side,
Meanwhile he and his bride of twenty-five years going strong,
Busy steamin' up windows like a couple of kids doing someting wrong,
[Chorus 2x]
or knockin' down walls in a mall lookin' for a hip shirt to wear,
And he ain't in the market for a jet black-on-black look-at-that (back),
l***in' over some young brown-eyed bombshell brunette,
[Chorus]
Well every once in a while after four or five days, cuttin corn in a row,
He'll back the tractor and the barn shut 'er down and said time to sow some wild oats
He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out,
She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be,
Than right there beside her, in his mid-life chrysler.
He's got buddies of his age is a phase tryin' to turn back time,
They got lawyers and ladies lined up to take a chuck of their back side,
Meanwhile he and his bride of twenty-five years going strong,
Busy steamin' up windows like a couple of kids doing someting wrong,
[Chorus 2x]