Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods) Lyrics

'Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods) '
(Harlan Howard, Buck Owens)
Adaption by Cledus T. Judd, Wix Wichmann, Phillip White
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
hit him in his golf b**** from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, he thought he'd cheat on her and she'd, stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that's why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
Looks like he's had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well he tried to b**p and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that c***tail waitress on his lap,
Well the shot hit the fan, when she heard that voicemail,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let's let 'em be,
They expect us to respect their privacy,
Even Chris Brown can't believe it, hell, I can't believe it myself,
She's the only one to beat Tiger all to hell