RHP! Lyrics

My succulent oyster
Is winkin' at you
I'm ready fer action
What'll I do
And if you say no, ma'am,
I'll bid you adieu
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale\
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale
And if you got a honey
We'll get a hotel
I gotta reservation
I'll meet you in hell
I washed it this morning
to get rid of the smell
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale
You wanna see my hoo-hoo?
You gotta pay up
And if you wanna freebie
Yer outta luck
I ain't givin' it away, you penniless shmuck!
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale
I got a red, hot p**** fer sale