Come to the circus while you can
We've got a grand disaster plan
It's sure to stimulate your glands
So pop your p***er in the stands
Well, step inside our circus tent
You'll wonder where your money went
You want to see the circus freak
Well, step inside and take a peek
We'll show you things your mother never showed you
Locked up in the recess of your mind
Wet fingers held up to the wind
Relax and let us slide them in
For if we do, you just might come again
So leave behind your lowly job
And throw your lot in with our mob
And though you may find we're perverse
Well, it could really be much worse
And though you may end up insane
You know you'll barely feel the pain
You see we burrow in your brain
So trying to flee is quite in vain
We'll show you things the outside world won't dare to
Crawl up from that hole in your behind
We're different than a TV set
You need to think, you got that yet
For if you don't, your life will pass you by
We'll show you things your mother never showed you
Locked up in the recess of your mind
Wet fingers held up to the wind
Relax and let us slide them in
For if we do, you just might come again
You'll come again, remember when
We've got a grand disaster plan
It's sure to stimulate your glands
So pop your p***er in the stands
Well, step inside our circus tent
You'll wonder where your money went
You want to see the circus freak
Well, step inside and take a peek
We'll show you things your mother never showed you
Locked up in the recess of your mind
Wet fingers held up to the wind
Relax and let us slide them in
For if we do, you just might come again
So leave behind your lowly job
And throw your lot in with our mob
And though you may find we're perverse
Well, it could really be much worse
And though you may end up insane
You know you'll barely feel the pain
You see we burrow in your brain
So trying to flee is quite in vain
We'll show you things the outside world won't dare to
Crawl up from that hole in your behind
We're different than a TV set
You need to think, you got that yet
For if you don't, your life will pass you by
We'll show you things your mother never showed you
Locked up in the recess of your mind
Wet fingers held up to the wind
Relax and let us slide them in
For if we do, you just might come again
You'll come again, remember when