b******* Surfer Lyrics

I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
b******* SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "m***********...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
b******* SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like b******* surfers should
She left me there where I stood
b******* SURF!! etc.
HEY b***
WHAT THE f***
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A s***