Jackass Lyrics

Jackass

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the w****s you're looking for
Jackass

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too but

If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself

'Cause I'm a

Jackass

Got no rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my a**
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the p****
Jackass

Like that dude in Tiananmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks but

If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself

'Cause I'm a

Jackass
They could out the l****** Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World"
But they won't get rid of me

If I knew you like
You know yourself
I'd hate you like
You hate yourself

Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself

'Cause you're a

Jackass