Dirty jeans, long hair, loud guitars
f*****s and c***s that think they're stars
All of this, my secret scars
I want to make it stop, I want to be a cop
They come into my station, they say fill it up
Little do they know, they're filling me up
With envy and hate, I know that I can't wait
I'm gonna mop the floor, then I won't work here anymore
Way out in the dark, I wanna be a nark
I'll have to go to school, and study real hard
The day that I'm finished, I'll fill the prison yard
Marijuana is the spark, heroin is the flame
If your kid gets hooked, I'll find out who's to blame
There'll be no safety for rock and roll trash
When I put the cuffs on, they'd better have cash
At the clubs where they play, at the motels where they stay
When they see my car they'll know who's the star
I'll wear Robert Hall suits and custom shirts
And when I put the cuffs on, I'll be sure it hurts
Sid and Nancy think they're in a safe place
They'll soon know that I'm still working on their case
I'll have secret keys to the Chelsea Hotel
And all the ODs I'll extradite from Hell
I'll be at this gas station for just one more week
So laugh til then, and call me geek
Out here in the valley there's a lot of guys like me
Tables gonna turn, hour of the gun
Take off your platforms mister popstar and learn how to run
f*****s and c***s that think they're stars
All of this, my secret scars
I want to make it stop, I want to be a cop
They come into my station, they say fill it up
Little do they know, they're filling me up
With envy and hate, I know that I can't wait
I'm gonna mop the floor, then I won't work here anymore
Way out in the dark, I wanna be a nark
I'll have to go to school, and study real hard
The day that I'm finished, I'll fill the prison yard
Marijuana is the spark, heroin is the flame
If your kid gets hooked, I'll find out who's to blame
There'll be no safety for rock and roll trash
When I put the cuffs on, they'd better have cash
At the clubs where they play, at the motels where they stay
When they see my car they'll know who's the star
I'll wear Robert Hall suits and custom shirts
And when I put the cuffs on, I'll be sure it hurts
Sid and Nancy think they're in a safe place
They'll soon know that I'm still working on their case
I'll have secret keys to the Chelsea Hotel
And all the ODs I'll extradite from Hell
I'll be at this gas station for just one more week
So laugh til then, and call me geek
Out here in the valley there's a lot of guys like me
Tables gonna turn, hour of the gun
Take off your platforms mister popstar and learn how to run