Old Lady Lyrics

Today an old man walked up to me and said:
"I have trouble walking."
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said:
"I have trouble seeing."
That's okay I can't complain.
I'm still alive. [x4]
Today an old man walked up to me and said:
"I have trouble walking."
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said:
"I have trouble seeing."
That's okay I can't complain.
I'm still alive. [x4]
Since you crashed my car
It just couldn't be the same

Today on the wrong side of the road
An old lady she crashed my car...
She was about 80 years old, that's right.
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
f*** you!
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."
A big f*** you!
You crashed my car!
Four years of work in a junk yard.
Be lucky you're still alive!
f*** you!
You crashed my car!
Four years of work in a junk yard.
Be lucky you're still alive!

f*** you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! [x6]