Mary mac, dressed in black
silver b***ons up and down her crack
i know 'cause i love you so
she broke a needle now she can't sew
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog
ask your momma for fifteen cents
see everything, and jump the fence
jump so high, i touch the sky
didn't get back til the 4th of july
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog
mary mary, quite contrary
how does your garden grow
with silver bells, and itty bitty bitty white shells
and pretty maids all in a row
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog
silver b***ons up and down her crack
i know 'cause i love you so
she broke a needle now she can't sew
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog
ask your momma for fifteen cents
see everything, and jump the fence
jump so high, i touch the sky
didn't get back til the 4th of july
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog
mary mary, quite contrary
how does your garden grow
with silver bells, and itty bitty bitty white shells
and pretty maids all in a row
walkin' the dog
i'm just a walkin' your dog
well if you don't know how to do it
i'll show you how to walk the dog