[Car approaches]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"
[M1:] "Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a f*****' idiot!"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Go f*** yourself you son of a b****!
I'll come right outta the booth and f*****' whack ya, you f*****' p****!"
[Another car approaches]
[M2:] "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"
[M2:] "Oh, great, great. How much?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."
[M2:] "That's fine. Now should I give you the money,
or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat a**!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you f*****' hard on!
I'll f****** Carlton Fisk yer f*****' head with a Louise-ville f*****' slugger!
Whadya think of that a** f***!?"
[Another car approaches]
[F1:] "Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:] "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your a**. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you f*****' p****."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "You f*****' b****! f*** you!
You forgot to pay the f*****' toll you dirty w****!
I'll f*****' drop you with a boot to the f*****' skull you c** guzzling queen!"
[Another car approaches]
[M3:] "Hey Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, how are ya?"
[M3:] "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go f*** yourself."
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dah, you f*****' p****!
I hope you choke on a f*****' bottle cap, ya f*****' son of a f***!
Eat s***! Eat my s***!"
[Another car approaches]
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hello Willie. Good to see you."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya.
That was quite a sermon you had the other day."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hey, well I do my best."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Dollar twenty-five,
Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a b*******,
you piece of dog s***!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ohhh! Have another one, you f*****' lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya f*****' douche bag!"
[Another car approaches]
[M5:] "Hey!"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!"
[M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money,
or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat a**!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well, I already heard that one you f*****' unoriginal b******!
Go suck a corn you f*****' piece of repeatin' s***!"
[Another car approaches]
[F2:] "Hi."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?"
[F2:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."
[F2:] "Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
[F2:] "Thank you."
[Begins to drive off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
[F2:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are."
[F2:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?"
[F2:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
[F2:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that
I met the biggest f*****' dip s*** with the smallest d*** alive.
You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "f*** you, you f*****' upity b****!
I'll f*****' f*** you and all your l****** fish-eating friends in front
of your f*****' mothers! You're gonna die, b****! I'm comin' outta the booth!"
[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]
[Car screeches and hits him]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ooooh! My f*****' leg!"
[M6:] "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"
[M7:] "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
dried up stinky d*** licker."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you f*****' p*****.
I f*****' hear every f*****' word yer saying!
When this f*****' leg heals,
I'm gonna kick you guys new f*****' a*******!
[Everyone cussing eachother out]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"
[M1:] "Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a f*****' idiot!"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Go f*** yourself you son of a b****!
I'll come right outta the booth and f*****' whack ya, you f*****' p****!"
[Another car approaches]
[M2:] "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"
[M2:] "Oh, great, great. How much?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."
[M2:] "That's fine. Now should I give you the money,
or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat a**!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you f*****' hard on!
I'll f****** Carlton Fisk yer f*****' head with a Louise-ville f*****' slugger!
Whadya think of that a** f***!?"
[Another car approaches]
[F1:] "Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:] "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your a**. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you f*****' p****."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "You f*****' b****! f*** you!
You forgot to pay the f*****' toll you dirty w****!
I'll f*****' drop you with a boot to the f*****' skull you c** guzzling queen!"
[Another car approaches]
[M3:] "Hey Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, how are ya?"
[M3:] "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go f*** yourself."
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dah, you f*****' p****!
I hope you choke on a f*****' bottle cap, ya f*****' son of a f***!
Eat s***! Eat my s***!"
[Another car approaches]
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hello Willie. Good to see you."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya.
That was quite a sermon you had the other day."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hey, well I do my best."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Dollar twenty-five,
Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a b*******,
you piece of dog s***!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ohhh! Have another one, you f*****' lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya f*****' douche bag!"
[Another car approaches]
[M5:] "Hey!"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!"
[M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money,
or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat a**!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well, I already heard that one you f*****' unoriginal b******!
Go suck a corn you f*****' piece of repeatin' s***!"
[Another car approaches]
[F2:] "Hi."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?"
[F2:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."
[F2:] "Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
[F2:] "Thank you."
[Begins to drive off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
[F2:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are."
[F2:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?"
[F2:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
[F2:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that
I met the biggest f*****' dip s*** with the smallest d*** alive.
You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "f*** you, you f*****' upity b****!
I'll f*****' f*** you and all your l****** fish-eating friends in front
of your f*****' mothers! You're gonna die, b****! I'm comin' outta the booth!"
[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]
[Car screeches and hits him]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ooooh! My f*****' leg!"
[M6:] "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"
[M7:] "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
dried up stinky d*** licker."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you f*****' p*****.
I f*****' hear every f*****' word yer saying!
When this f*****' leg heals,
I'm gonna kick you guys new f*****' a*******!
[Everyone cussing eachother out]