"Okay this is a song that, there's a lot of Christmas songs out there & not to many Hanukah songs so I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukah songs, here we go."
Put on your yamakah, here comes Hanukah, so much funnukah to celebrate Hanukah
Hanukah is the feastival of lights, instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights
So when you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you & me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah, so do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, & the late Diana Shora,
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, Bowser from Shanana & Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul Newman's half jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half too,
put them together what a FINE lookin jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock! (both jewish!)
Put on you yamakah,
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle Supersonikahs,
celebrate Hanukah!
OJ Simpson, NOT A JEW!,
but geuss who is?
Hall of famer Rod Karou! (He converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater Jewish!,
NOT TO SHABBY!
Some people think,
Ebenezer Scrooge is,
well he's not but guess who is?
all three Stooges!
So many Jews are in show biz,
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!
I hope I get a harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanukah
if you really really wannukah,
have a happy happy happy,
HANUKAH!
Put on your yamakah, here comes Hanukah, so much funnukah to celebrate Hanukah
Hanukah is the feastival of lights, instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights
So when you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you & me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah, so do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, & the late Diana Shora,
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, Bowser from Shanana & Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul Newman's half jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half too,
put them together what a FINE lookin jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock! (both jewish!)
Put on you yamakah,
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle Supersonikahs,
celebrate Hanukah!
OJ Simpson, NOT A JEW!,
but geuss who is?
Hall of famer Rod Karou! (He converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater Jewish!,
NOT TO SHABBY!
Some people think,
Ebenezer Scrooge is,
well he's not but guess who is?
all three Stooges!
So many Jews are in show biz,
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!
I hope I get a harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanukah
if you really really wannukah,
have a happy happy happy,
HANUKAH!