If you're comin from the street with dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio to some (?) music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Ho, this is such bullshit-ah!
Hey!
In this house we say bull STICK
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
If I decide to wash my a** with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul
(Please say hiney!)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not really a technical foul
But possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past 3?
If you do, you'll get a T!
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers!
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong!
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the b****!
Oops!
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection
Cause that's a technical foul
But I'd like to see it anyway
..Just kidding
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
With your sister, friends, or imaginary wife
(Adam)
I can't believe I haven't killed myself
Here with Wigs McGee and the Furry Elf
She's (???) and he's so small
How did I get stuck in this s*** hole?
Guess I'll have to deal with your demands
But please don't touch me with your alien hands
(Whitey)
(??) carries over beyond my court
Whether you're a Jewish guy, (???) or especially short
I think I'll sing to my (???)
My imaginary wife is named (???)
(Elenore)
They took my wig
I remember the look in their eyes
Why, oh why
Won't someone retreive my wig, wig, wig
I got no right to growl
Watch out, she's on the prowel
Without my wig, I look like an owl
Hoo hoo!
(Oh my God!)
Don't laugh at her!
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
A technical foul
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio to some (?) music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Ho, this is such bullshit-ah!
Hey!
In this house we say bull STICK
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
If I decide to wash my a** with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul
(Please say hiney!)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not really a technical foul
But possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past 3?
If you do, you'll get a T!
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers!
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong!
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the b****!
Oops!
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection
Cause that's a technical foul
But I'd like to see it anyway
..Just kidding
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
With your sister, friends, or imaginary wife
(Adam)
I can't believe I haven't killed myself
Here with Wigs McGee and the Furry Elf
She's (???) and he's so small
How did I get stuck in this s*** hole?
Guess I'll have to deal with your demands
But please don't touch me with your alien hands
(Whitey)
(??) carries over beyond my court
Whether you're a Jewish guy, (???) or especially short
I think I'll sing to my (???)
My imaginary wife is named (???)
(Elenore)
They took my wig
I remember the look in their eyes
Why, oh why
Won't someone retreive my wig, wig, wig
I got no right to growl
Watch out, she's on the prowel
Without my wig, I look like an owl
Hoo hoo!
(Oh my God!)
Don't laugh at her!
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
A technical foul