He said he?d be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It?s too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he?d be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my a**
Mama?s combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the f*** is he?
Where the f*** is he?
The b**** doesn?t even bother calling
Even though it?s 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I?m feeling kinda antsy
Mama?s getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he?d be here at seven
It?s closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin? the ?stache, kid)
Me lookin? like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mama?s next move is a bun (f*****? Patriots)
Where the f*** is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the f*** is he? (I couldn?t find my f*****? s*****ots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He?s probably f*****? drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mama?s eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (f*** yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (p*****?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I?m getting? f****** p***** (Why?)
?Cause I could?ve gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mama?s on the phone with a stylist (f*** Charlie!)
So I guess I ain?t going out tonight
?Cause the digits say 12:09 (s***-faced)
But call the operator
?Cause one perm later
Mama?s hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the f*** is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin? me a wicked funny
joke!)
Where the f*** is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though?)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I?m in a wicked mess of trouble, haha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])
The clock just hit 7:22
It?s too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he?d be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my a**
Mama?s combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the f*** is he?
Where the f*** is he?
The b**** doesn?t even bother calling
Even though it?s 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I?m feeling kinda antsy
Mama?s getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he?d be here at seven
It?s closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin? the ?stache, kid)
Me lookin? like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mama?s next move is a bun (f*****? Patriots)
Where the f*** is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the f*** is he? (I couldn?t find my f*****? s*****ots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He?s probably f*****? drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mama?s eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (f*** yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (p*****?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I?m getting? f****** p***** (Why?)
?Cause I could?ve gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mama?s on the phone with a stylist (f*** Charlie!)
So I guess I ain?t going out tonight
?Cause the digits say 12:09 (s***-faced)
But call the operator
?Cause one perm later
Mama?s hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the f*** is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin? me a wicked funny
joke!)
Where the f*** is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though?)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I?m in a wicked mess of trouble, haha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])