London Underground Lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I've gotta take my bike,
Cos once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy b******s want extra pay
For sitting on their a*** all day
Even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f***'s my f****** train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f****** useless c****
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy c**** I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
And they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and p*** and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat,
So don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my f****** money back.
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f****** useless c****
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy c**** I want to shoot them all with a rifle
La La La La
La La La La
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f****** tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
Wa-, Wa-, w*****s, They're all w*****s,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your a***hole.