Drinking amounts of bad beer
Too drunk to get behind the wheel
Where the hell could I be
What the f***'s going on with me
Bottoms up, drinking a lot
Bottoms up, empty your cup
Bottoms up, bottoms up
Lots of small animals
Are coming straight at me
Pink and green, black and white
Which way's left, which way is right
I had whiskey, vodka and gin
Tomorrow I'll start all over again
There are some other holes to dig
I feel p***** off and very very sick
My life is one big party
Where I am the special guest
To celebrate you need money
No time to lay down, no place to rest
Too drunk to get behind the wheel
Where the hell could I be
What the f***'s going on with me
Bottoms up, drinking a lot
Bottoms up, empty your cup
Bottoms up, bottoms up
Lots of small animals
Are coming straight at me
Pink and green, black and white
Which way's left, which way is right
I had whiskey, vodka and gin
Tomorrow I'll start all over again
There are some other holes to dig
I feel p***** off and very very sick
My life is one big party
Where I am the special guest
To celebrate you need money
No time to lay down, no place to rest