Unicorn Lyrics

dont call me a horse
im a unicorn
mystical, magical, mysterious
not plain
got wings like pegasus and a nice white coat
i grant wishes and prance in the rain
u n i c o r n thats unicorn

im a unicorn
8000 bc
noahs ark wasnt built before me
im friends with dragons, bob saget
you think im not real?
full house! im in the background, fool!
eatin grass all day, party all night
ill grant your wish
right before your eyes
im hiding in your hills
eating your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your snapples